Week 8 NFL Picks

We are back! And we are looking for some sort of consistency in the NFL this year! Anything. Please God. It’s definitely been a struggle this year as we try to nail down who is what and what is who. You would like to think after seven weeks, we got it down pat. But in an effort to go undefeated, pour one out for all the people who went winless last week. Here’s to another week of hoping for the best.

THE PICKS!!!

Baltimore Ravens (-8.5) @ Arizona Cardinals

Miami Dolphins (-9.5) vs. New England Patriots

Houston Texans (-3) @ Carolina Panthers

New York Giants (+3) vs. New York Jets

Betting FAQs

Q: Why the Ravens?

A: Baltimore finally looked the part while Arizona’s charm has completely worn off. Lamar and company will want to prove this isn’t a fluke. Will Kyler Murray play? Will he not play? it absolutely won’t matter.

Q: But Rich, The Patriots JUST beat the Bills!

A: I don’t care. The Dolphins just got smoked on SNF in Philadelphia in front of the nation. I don’t think Jesus Christ himself could stop the offense this week. Also, when is the last time New England won back to back games? That would be Weeks 9 and 11 of the 2022 season. Almost a year to the day.

Q: The Panthers won’t get their first win this weekend?

A: No, they won’t.

Q: How will the Giants block the Jets defensive line?

A: If the Giants get back Thomas and Schmitz, this can be an interesting game. Tyrod Taylor has brought the offense to life, and for as good as the Jets defense has been, they have gotten off to slow starts and been susceptible to the run all year. This can be a game where Tyrod actually uses his legs more than most. Wouldn’t be surprised at either result, but the Giants have played well for 2 weeks in a row now with only 1 win to show for it. They haven’t been world beators on offense, but their defense has only given up 21 points in two weeks.